Magic got balled up and was still shotguning beers before the game! Was that house on Charleston? Good times. I miss riding debasers busted up honda motorcycle around the block before and after rides.
That guy in the gray shirt in the top picture. Watch out for him. I do not know his name but he is known as the rifler. During this party my friends and I were having a great time, it was November and it was a balmy 70 degrees outside, a perfect day until the rifler showed up. How he works is he acts as if he is your friend, tries to get you all liquored up, gives you drinks, so he earns your trust. But when you start to show signs of being a little tipsy, he swoops in. The minute you pass out he starts to rifle through your pockets, as you see happening in the top picture. It is a blessing that someone actually got a picture of this madman. I have heard that he has struck others and there is a number to call if you recognize this guy-1-800-hit"n"run. And by the way those other two in that picture did not do anything to help. Their excuse was they thought he was trying to give me a wedgie. But here is the kicker, they knew that I was not wearing any underwear.
I believe that I just got done shotgunning a vintage Budweiser in that picture. I think that beer came from under the sink, was warm, and it was at least four years old. It was from Gersib's graduation party. All that and I still lost. I was so drunk that day. I went to my dad's house for supper that night and dropped my food all over the kitchen floor because I could not stand up straight. I even think some food went down the vent on the kitchen floor. But this is one day I will always remember.
Looks like the Rifler is a couple moves away from putting the World Famous Honeymooner move on Ya! The way your smiling in the last pic he must have suceeded.
yes it's true Mr. Johnson left satisfied after a good dose of the honey mooner, i'm not sure why but he seems to REALLY enjoy this position, i vaguely remember him smoking a cigarette afterwards. Mr Chase was next in line, but as you can tell by the placement of his left hand, and sheepish grin he was able to satisfy himself.
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Magic got balled up and was still shotguning beers before the game! Was that house on Charleston? Good times. I miss riding debasers busted up honda motorcycle around the block before and after rides.
Man, that was a good day. I think that was the day I almost killed Rick riding his cruiser tandem before the game, but after the shotguns...
720 New Hampsire! I forgot about the tandem - I was hammered when I was riding that, at what, 10:30 in the morning.
Good times.
That guy in the gray shirt in the top picture. Watch out for him. I do not know his name but he is known as the rifler. During this party my friends and I were having a great time, it was November and it was a balmy 70 degrees outside, a perfect day until the rifler showed up. How he works is he acts as if he is your friend, tries to get you all liquored up, gives you drinks, so he earns your trust. But when you start to show signs of being a little tipsy, he swoops in. The minute you pass out he starts to rifle through your pockets, as you see happening in the top picture. It is a blessing that someone actually got a picture of this madman. I have heard that he has struck others and there is a number to call if you recognize this guy-1-800-hit"n"run. And by the way those other two in that picture did not do anything to help. Their excuse was they thought he was trying to give me a wedgie. But here is the kicker, they knew that I was not wearing any underwear.
I believe that I just got done shotgunning a vintage Budweiser in that picture. I think that beer came from under the sink, was warm, and it was at least four years old. It was from Gersib's graduation party. All that and I still lost. I was so drunk that day. I went to my dad's house for supper that night and dropped my food all over the kitchen floor because I could not stand up straight. I even think some food went down the vent on the kitchen floor. But this is one day I will always remember.
...and that food is down the vent to this day.
too damned funny.
Looks like the Rifler is a couple moves away from putting the World Famous Honeymooner move on Ya! The way your smiling in the last pic he must have suceeded.
yes it's true Mr. Johnson left satisfied after a good dose of the honey mooner, i'm not sure why but he seems to REALLY enjoy this position, i vaguely remember him smoking a cigarette afterwards. Mr Chase was next in line, but as you can tell by the placement of his left hand, and sheepish grin he was able to satisfy himself.
The only Honeymooner I remember is the one that The Rocket slapped on Chad.
Rocker=Rick Barrett
YEP...it's true, rocket is the one who showed me the manuever, BUT you were the one who wanted to document it, with witnesses !!
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