Wednesday, December 9

Tuesday, December 8

Raleigh XXIX PRO

Just got this frame recently. Raleigh XXIX pro reynolds 853 tubeset. Seems like it might be a better fit than the Ventana. The nice thing is all of the parts moved over with no problems. I looks like I will be able to remove the Chris King +5mm crown race. I will hopefully post a few pictures when I get it out in the sunshine.







Friday, October 23

kick ass photo

a perfectly geared photo for a friday afternoon...haulin ass, leaner, and on one gear. Probably fixed too.

Wednesday, October 7

D.C.


was purdy cool...if you like the sculpted type of granite.

Sunday, September 27

Tuesday, September 22

htfu

I love this

sswc09

just so you know...that course went hike a bike like death march dave styleeeee. wow. it hurt. but the whole time i was pushing the bike i had a familiar feeling.

Monday, August 31

Bacon?

Don't know if anyone's around... but I'll be at Mahoney this weekend and I'm planning on hitting the bacon ride Sunday.

Anyone>?

Friday, July 31

words of wisdom from the bike shop

Don't know if any of you guys have seen this so I thought I'd post it up. This was a Craigslist ad from a Seattle area bike shop owner. Enjoy!
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Reply to:
Date: 2009-05-27, 4:05PM
Whoo-hoo Seattle, the sun is out! Let's discuss a few things before you fumble with swapping the unused ski rack for the unused bike rack on the Subaru.
So yes, you've noticed the sun is out, and hey!- maybe it would be cool to to some bike riding. Let's keep in mind that the sun came out of all 600,000 of us, so for the most part, you're not the only one who noticed. Please remember that when you walk into my shop on a bright, sunny Saturday morning. It will save you from looking like a complete twat that huffs "Why are there so many people here?"
Are we all on the same page now about it being sunny outside? Have we all figured out that we're not the only clever people that feel sunny days are good for bike riding? Great. I want to kiss all of you on your forehead for sharing this moment with me. Put your vitamin D starved fingers in mine, and we'll move on together to some pointers that will make life easier.
SOME POINTERS FOR THE PHONE:
- I don't know what size of bike you need. The only thing that I can tell over the phone is that you sound fat. I don't care how tall you are. I don't care how long your inseam is. Don't complain to me that you don't want to come ALL THE WAY down to the bike shop to get fitted for a bike. I have two hundred bikes in my inventory. I will find one that fits you. Whether you come from the north or the south, my shop is downhill. Pretend you're going to smell a fart, ball up, and roll your fat ass down here.
- Don't get high and call me. Write it down, call me later. When I have four phone lines ringing, and a herdlet
of people waiting for help, I can't deal with you sitting there "uuuuhhh"-ing and "uuummm"-ing while your brain tries to put together some cheeto-xbox-fixie conundrum. We didn't get disconnected, I left you on hold to figure your shit out.
-I really do need to see your bike to know what is wrong with it. You've already figured out that when you car makes a noise, the mechanic needs to see it. When your TV goes blank, a technician needs to see it. I can tell you, if there is one thing I've learned from you fucking squirrels, it's that "doesn't shift right" means your bike could need a slight cable adjustment, or you might just need to stop backing into it with the Subaru. Bring it in, I'll let you know for sure.
- No, I don't know how much a good bike costs. For some, spending $500 dollars is a kingly sum. For others, $500 won't buy you one good wheel. You really need to have an idea of what you want, because every one of you raccoons "doesn't want to spend too much".
FOR YOU INVENTIVE TYPES AND DO-IT-YOURSELFERS:
- Just because you think is should exist, doesn't mean that it does. I know that to you, a 14 inch quill stem makes perfect sense, but what makes more sense is buying a bike that fits you, not trying to make your mountain bike that was too small for you to begin with into a comfort bike.
- If some twat on some message board somewhere says that you can use the lockring from your bottom bracket as a lockring for a fixie conversion doesn't mean that A: you can, or B: you should. Please listen to me on this stuff, I really do have your best interests at heart.
- I love that you have the enthusiasm to build yourself a recumbent in the off season. That does not mean however, that I share your enthusiasm; ergo I won't do the "final tweaks" for you. You figure out why that Sram shifter and that Shimano rear derailleur don't work together. While we're at it, you recumbent people scare me a little. Don't bring that lumbering fucking thing anywhere near me.
A DEDICATION TO ALL THE HIPSTER DUCHEBAGS:
-If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn't NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid. Go have an ironic mustache growing contest in front of American Apparel, so that I can continue selling $300 bikes to fatties, which is what keeps the lights on.
- Being made in the 80's may make something cool, but that doesn't automatically make something good. The reason that no one has ridden that "vintage" Murray is because it's shit. It was shit in the 80's, a trend it carried proudly through the 90's, and rallied with into the '00's. What I mean to say is, no, I can't make it work better. It's still shit, even with more air in the tires.
SO YOU'RE GONNA BUY A BIKE:
Good for you! Biking is awesome. It's easy, it's fun, it's good for you. I want you to bike, I really do. To that end, I am here to help you.
-Your co-worker that's "really into biking" knows fuck all. Stop asking for his advice. He could care less about you having the right bike. He wants to validate his bike purchase(s) through you. He also wants to sleep with you, and wear matching bike shorts with you.
- You're not a triathlete. You're not. If you were, you wouldn't be here, and we both know it.
- You're not a racer. If you were, I'd know you already, and you wouldn't be here, and we both know it.
- So you want a bike that you can ride to work, goes really fast, is good for that triathlon you're doing this summer (snicker), is good on trails and mud, and costs less than $300. Yeah. Listen, I want a car that can go 200 miles an hour, tow a boat, has room for five adults, is easy to parallel park but can carry plywood, gets 60mpg, and only costs $3,000. I also want a unicorn to blow me. What are we even talking about here? Oh yeah. Listen, bikes can be fast, light, cheap and comfortable. Pick two, and we're all good.
ABOUT YOUR KIDS:
Your kids are amazing. Sure are. No one else has kids as smart, able, funny or as good looking as you. Nope. Never see THAT around here.
- I have no idea how long you kid will be able to use this bike. As it seems to me, your precious is a little retarded, and can't even use the damn thing now. More likely, your budding genius is going to leave the bike in the driveway where you will Subaru the bike to death LONG before the nose picker outgrows the bike.
- Stop being so jumpy. I am not a molester. You people REALLY watch too much TV. When I hold the back of the bike while your kid is on it, it's not because I get a thrill from *almost* having my hand on kid butt, it's because kids are unpredictable, and generally take off whenever possible, usually not in the direction you think they might go. Listen, if I were going to do anything bad to your kids, I'd feed them to sharks, because sharks are FUCKING AWESOME.

I hope this helps, and have fun this summer riding your kick-ass bike!

Tuesday, July 14

photo share


now.............if only Keith lent it to us for shuttles.

Sunday, May 3

Congrats Matty G and Matt W on finishing Trans Iowa V! 314 miles is a long f*ckin way. woohoo!

Wednesday, April 29

Bret....you've got it goin' o-o-on.


slickrock

got a couple too


I had a few pics turn out ok.


This was at one of the lookouts we rode out to on slickrock trail.

Little nip just to thin the blood.

Waiting for Dean after he blew trough the turn for UPS.

Climbing on Amasa Back.

Chad riding the toilet bowl at bartlets wash.

Tuesday, April 7

South Side Road Loop



I have been wanting to do this 60 mile road loop for a while. Its basically 20 miles of road and 40 miles of gravel and dirt. I knew I was pushing the envelop on the dirt portion being dirt. It ended up being slop but it was a good ride and I'll do it again before may.





Crossed under I90 at Petty Creek Road. The 9 mile saloon which is where I planed on filling up on water and nerd ropes was still on winter hours and I was there about an hour and a half early. Last chance for nerd ropes but the low matinance southside road was ahead.





Saturday, April 4

Spring Has Sprung


Contrary to the weather forecast (snow again), Spring has sprung.
That is dirt from Platte River kids. I took a gamble against the weatherman and won. The prize, some sweet trails and no battling 40mph winds. I have to give thanks to Showen for the heads up on trail conditions.

Tuesday, March 31

new commuter





i treated myself to a new commuter bike. i took a pic prior to mounting fenders and a rear rack. had to create a front bracket to deal with the suspension corrected fork. had to create a bracket to mount the front end of the rear fender to something. used the hole for the plastic der wire routing dealy. also had to extend and widen a jand rear rack to deal with the disk brake. not perfect looking. we'll see how it holds up. used the cranks, bb, pedals and rack from my 8000 which turned 17yrsold.

so nice to commute on a nice freshly built new bike.

Sunday, March 22

post work




A little ride after the shop closed.

Wednesday, February 18

night ski


never gave much thought to the idea before until last weekend. It opens an entirely new chapter of having fun during the night. 3/4 moon was good too.








Tuesday, February 3

sswc

Butch, MW, Showen, Bonsall.

Have fun in Durango, gentlemen. Did I miss anyone?

Friday, January 30

It's coming

The Trojan Cow is on the move.


Wednesday, January 14

Keeping the Tuesday Night Ride tradition going

We started Tuesday nighters in Lyons about 5 years ago. They're going pretty strong now. Even when it's sub 30 with snow on the ground, we can still rally 5 or 6 other guys into riding. We went to a local Moto playground last night. It's really step and generally not a ton of fun, but there is one smoking singletrack descent there that is top notch.

I put this on the Redstone blog, which some of you check, but Lampin has been slow lately, so enjoy!